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Theocratic supermarket trolleys [Ozzie's Weekend Poll #154]
by ozziepost 25 Replies latest jw friends
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jeeprube
We call it a shopping cart here in Kansas. Are we all talking about the same thing?
My thoughts exactly! How funny. One of the things I LOVE about this message board is the ability to communicate with fellow ex and fading JW's from around the world.
You go OZZIE!
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FlyingHighNow
9. No, because there won't be any shopping! Unless of course you have the mark of the beast: 666.
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stillajwexelder
In the new system, do you think that supermarket trolleys will stear straight ?
1. No, there won't be any qualified trolley mechanics who survive Armageddon.
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I quit!
5. No. there won't be any modern products in the new system.
The above is the correct answer. Modern products require people working in factories to produce them. If you look at any of the pictures in WT publication of the new system you will notice that there are no factories only happy JWs standing around grinning. Even if there were supermarkets in this so called paradise what products would they contain? All the worldly name brands like Coke, Heiz and Hershey's would be gone. What products would you find in a supermarket after the big "A"? Jehovah's Morning Crunchies cereal, Theocratic brand after dinner mints, All Along the Watchtower brand frozen dinners. And if you think this bad try pushing your card over to the video section to buy a movie to watch. What kind of movies would you find in this new order? Knock Knock Who's There?, So You Made it Through Armageddon, what now?, Spending Eternity With Those You Hate.
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Mysterious
Clearly Adam and Eve had no need of refrigeration or packaged food in paradise, surely Jesus did not either. It is only logical that we would go back to the way god intended us to live and ban those demon supermarket trolleys for good. Im sure in his time Jehovah will show us how to rid the earth of these contraptions.