I'm a graphic designer. I work for a newspaper in the advertising department.
I'm a brown belt in karatedo, and have learned a handful of jujistu, aikido, judo, and iado...just enough to make me dangerous...to myself.
I am a riot. I live to make people laugh, but I wouldn't be good in standup because I need input from outside sources to come up with my funny, if not snarky, comments. I swear like a sailor, and I fight like a banshee. I don't take crap from anyone and so many of the people who know me are afraid of me...and it's not like i've ever tried to kill any of them or anything. I guess they just see that if they ever crossed me they'd be doomed.
I expect utter honesty, because I give nothing less. I will give the coat off of my back for people. I help out in a volunteer cat rescue group, and I would love to do more but I'm renting an apartment and am at my limit with four cats. They are my children. I love my guys so much! enclosed somewhere in this post is a picture of me with my siamese buddy, Arnau. (I swear, his eyes are the color of blue curacao! But he's also a demon...so there ya go. ;) 
I'm 5 feet 5 inches tall. I'm a stocky girl, as my friend terrie says, curvalicious. ::giggles:: My hair right now is dark auburn-brown with red highlights...but I've been just about every shade known to genetics and then some not. :) My real hair color is strawberry blonde. I have blue eyes with flecks of yellow in them which you now can somewhat see because of the dark hair. I'm pale...i haven't had a tan in years. That's because I'm prime breeding ground for the cancer...pukey white irish skin is what my mother-in-law calls it. :)
I think I'm done for now. :)
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