what should JW females look at during sex?

by hamsterbait 20 years ago 40 Replies latest 20 years ago watchtower beliefs

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  Finally-Free 20 years ago

  This is a good argument for keeping the society's literture out of the bedroom, otherwise the kids might be born stupid.

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  serendipity 20 years ago

  The room is pitch black so it doesn't matter what she looks at.

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  aniron 20 years ago

  My God! Hamsterbait

  Going by your picture.

  What the hell was your mother looking at when you were conceived????

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  mrsjones5 20 years ago

  

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  mrsjones5 20 years ago

  The room is pitch black so it doesn't matter what she looks at.

  Yeah, good jws dont do it in the daytime, they're out in field service

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  doofdaddy 20 years ago

  They should be looking at the ceiling aka the missionary position.

  Where are there minds and hearts?

  Deciding how they will spend the $200 they wrangled out of their spouse for above mentioned sex

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  Apostanator 20 years ago

  Gee Hamsterbait, You mentioned Vital Truth.......I thought it was Life Giving Truth !!

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  FlyingHighNow 20 years ago

  Hey, Mrs. Jones, did you ever miss a meeting because you and your husband suddenly felt amorous?

  a good jw wife shouldnt be looking at anything...her eyes should be tightly shut

  Yes, of course, so she could have a wild, unbridled fantasy about George Clooney. Or in your case, Jude Law. Wasn't it Jude?

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  Scully 20 years ago

  "Close your eyes and think of England"

  or in the case of JWs.... "remember that the Anointed™ in heaven are watching"....

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  FlyingHighNow 20 years ago

  "remember that the Anointed™ in heaven are watching"....

  And you look up heavenward and stick out your tongue.

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