This is a good argument for keeping the society's literture out of the bedroom, otherwise the kids might be born stupid.
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by hamsterbait 40 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
This is a good argument for keeping the society's literture out of the bedroom, otherwise the kids might be born stupid.
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The room is pitch black so it doesn't matter what she looks at.
My God! Hamsterbait
Going by your picture.
What the hell was your mother looking at when you were conceived????
The room is pitch black so it doesn't matter what she looks at.
Yeah, good jws dont do it in the daytime, they're out in field service
They should be looking at the ceiling aka the missionary position.
Where are there minds and hearts?
Deciding how they will spend the $200 they wrangled out of their spouse for above mentioned sex
Gee Hamsterbait, You mentioned Vital Truth.......I thought it was Life Giving Truth !!
Hey, Mrs. Jones, did you ever miss a meeting because you and your husband suddenly felt amorous?
a good jw wife shouldnt be looking at anything...her eyes should be tightly shut
Yes, of course, so she could have a wild, unbridled fantasy about George Clooney. Or in your case, Jude Law. Wasn't it Jude?
"Close your eyes and think of England"
or in the case of JWs.... "remember that the Anointedâ„¢ in heaven are watching"....
"remember that the Anointedâ„¢ in heaven are watching"....
And you look up heavenward and stick out your tongue.