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knock_knock

Fans of monty python: EVERY SPERM IS SACRED, EVERY SPERM IS GOOD, EVERY SPERM IS NEEDED, IN YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD!

kittyeatzjdubs

Myth: Masturbation is harmless.
Reality: Christianity proves that chronic Masturbation causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness.

oh snap! no i'm blind as a bat!

luv, jojo

mkr32208

That was pretty funny!

Darth Yhwh

Very entertaining!

Narkissos

maybe it's a joke?

*In Tex Avery ending fashion* Well... it's a possibility...

Enigma One

Yeah....I tried to figure out if it was a joke or not.....couldn't really tell.

Scary bible beaters? Maybe.

Pranksters? I hope so.

misspeaches

I think this demonstrates nicely God's feelings on the matter....

AuldSoul

Reality: Read your Bible. God was so offended when Onan spilled his seed upon the ground that God struck Onan dead! It is true that Onan wasn't Masturbating, but the point is that God hates it when men waste sperm, no matter what the reason.

Yes, it couldn't possibly be because he violated God's arrangement by refusing to father a child for his brother's house.

Oddly enough, when I used to ... er, um ... when this friend of mine masturbated he didn't get struck dead.

Maybe God changed his mind or maybe the Web site creator got mixed up. I'm going with the second option.

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