help needed to correct my english

by chasson 22 Replies latest jw friends

  • chasson
    chasson

    Hi all,

    I have written two page in my bad english. Is someone could help me to correct my english's fault. here's the link of the two pages:

    http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=10336&site=3

    http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=10189&site=3

    Bye

    Charles

  • larc
    larc

    Chasson,

    I would be glad to do some of this. I will start with your first thread listed above, since there are fewer comment under it. I will go to that thread and post my comments there.

  • outnfree
    outnfree

    Chasson,

    I will be happy to begin work on the second page, if you like.

    Do you have your original French essay? It might help clear things up where there is any question of intent.

    outnfree

    Par dessus toutes choses, soyez bons. La bonte est ce qui ressemble le plus a Dieu et ce qui desarme le plus les hommes -- Lacordaire

  • waiting
    waiting

    Hey Chasson (southern usa kinda-English for Hello)

    You've got two highly capable volunteers already, so I'll just offer a hint:

    When you post a url address, if you put a ".." or something else in front of it- it will become a click.

    Like thus:

    .. http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=10336&site=3

    .. http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=10189&site=3

    I enjoy reading your posts - proper English grammer or not. Hellsbells, we ain't stuck on 'em or nuthin'. That, my dear Frenchman, is Southern USA English - and shares little resemblance to proper English.

    I'm Southern by marriage - so I can poke fun at us. I also failed two consecutive years of French in high school, so you can poke fun at that!

    Glad to meet you.

    waiting

  • chasson
    chasson

    Hi all,

    thanks larc, outnfree and waiting,

    Larc, i will begin tomorrow the change you have told me.

    Onf: Here is the french's web page for the second page:

    - http://www.chez.com/tjrecherches/AllegFM.htm

    thanks a lot if you have the time.

    Waiting, i hope my url is ok, now.

    Bye

    And thanks another time.

    Bye

    Charles

  • waiting
    waiting

    Hey Charles/Chasson,

    You're going to have to "toughen up" a tad to make it around here. You're just a bit too nice and polite. I've always heard that the French people were a tad rude........but you've certainly proven that a false statement.

    Can you teach us a couple of French "cuss" words? I was in a Catholic school with a 70 year old nun who taught French (whom I drove crazy and she retired after my class - I wasn't the only one, thank you) and she didn't curse that I remember - at least not outloud.

    She did turn awfully redfaced a lot of times. Smack the heck out of my desktop. Thankfully I was fast in moving my offending hand out of the way of the yardstick, eh? She could run fast too - I was amazed when one day she chased me down the hall......'course, those long robes tangled her a little.

    Poor old woman. No match for an Irish teenager.

    waiting

  • chasson
    chasson

    Hi amazing

    You're just a bit too nice and polite

    Ouarf, perhaps, in english, i am, in french, terribly ironical, so i am considered as a particular vehement anticultist.

    Can you teach us a couple of French "cuss" words?

    Only, if you don't use it here or on the chat ;)

    Asshole= "con"

    The others no traduction ;)

    Enculé, Fils de Pute, Nique ta mère.

    Sexual:

    Sein, bite, couilles, pénis, fellation.

    Well, i have been writing in this post more slang than i have used on the internet during three years. (Yes it's true)

    Bye

    Charles

  • AlanF
    AlanF

    Howdy Charles,

    Do Frenchmen use "tete de merde" or something like that?

    AlanF

  • waiting
    waiting

    Howdy Charles,

    pénis, fellation

    Figured those out. Man, those two years of flunkin' French really paid off for me, eh?

    waiting

  • more2C
    more2C

    Bonjour Chasson/Charles!

    I remember I wasn't allowed to say, "Mon Dieu," (Oh my God!) as a witness who spoke French as a child. How about you?

    more2C

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