by bboyneko 2 13 Replies latest jw friends
DB: You're new here. Take a time to acquaint yourself with a few facts before you start complaining. We all (mostly) were once what you are, or seem to be now.
Now, you can figure we're all fools, and run away.
Or stay awhile and learn how wrong we are, or perhaps, just maybe, see why we are not what you are now (or seem to be).
DB:
Those JWs are trying to share the good news of God's Kingdom. And all you do is ridicule them.
Yes...hilarious isn't it!
That's fine BW. Then take your Bible, go out, and preach to others about God's Kingdom, just like Jesus and his disciples did.
Yeah, its great. If they didn't go out and preach there would be no hilarious jokes...
you guys are all stupid...everyone knows the
best way to get rid of a witness........this
only works if you are a girl though (and good looking)
when a witness Bro. comes to your door you should answer in
a bathrobe...invite the brother to come in alone ...sit him
on your couch..proceed to disrobe and unzip his pants...and
go to work...it is especially helpful if you have a lesbian
partner to help out...i suggest you all try this method..
now excuse me as i get my service bag ready
Dan 2.....
Way funny, I'm going to try a few of those, (if I ever get called on). I especially like the chalk outline......Hahahahaha
