If not 'Separated at Birth',
maybe Khomeini was a 'Chip Off Chuck's Block'.
Yeah.
The Pastor was doing his world tours with his entourages,
and it could have been one of those journeys into Persia
around the turn of the century, that Russell spotted
a sweet looking nine year old girl . . .
(9 year old girl = a WOMAN, according to Islamic doctrine - see links above)
and the Old Jellyfish enticed her to lay down with him one night
on a nice Persian Rug, to tell her a Bedtime Story
and one of the Pastor's tentacles might have wandered into a, ah, uhh,...
and nine months later - after the Proud Papa had split,
you gots a baby boy - the spitting image of the Pastor,
and destined to follow in his footsteps...
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Years ago, in Raleigh, North Carolina, when I came into the Truth(tm), there was an native old timer, who was 2nd generation Kultist, and his mama was a friend of Pastor Russell, who came to Raleigh several times at the turn of the century, along with Der Bible Students, to give talks in various Raleigh auditoriums... and The Jellyfish floated around Raleigh like he did everywhere else... and I always thought this old timer in the Kingdom Hall I attended, was the Spitting Image of ol' Pastor Russell... and thought what a coincidence- his first and middle names were 'Charles' and 'Russell'...
and I'm looking back on it now from a New Perspective... and thinking "Now, Don't That Beat All!"
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