Riz,
If boxer Muhammid Ali's favorite saying was:
"I Float like a Butterfly, but Sting like a Bee!" . . .
how would you complete Pastor Chuck's brag:
"I Float like a Jellyfish, but ______________________!"
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more Separated at Birth . . .
by Tallyman 17 Replies latest jw friends
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StifflersErSlayersBrother
... Drink like a Mic
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Tallyman
Stifflers,
you might be mixing up your Watchtower Presidents.
Rutherford was the Boozer.
Russell was way too Schmoly to let his lips touch alcohol.
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riz
ok Tom, I'll take a stab at it...
I float like a jellyfish but cheat on my wife with preteens because I'm a huge disgusting pigdog.
riz
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Tallyman
"I float like a jellyfish
but cheat on my wife
with preteens
because I'm
a huge
disgusting
pigdog."Riz,
a little wordy, but works for me!
TT
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expatbrit
Riz:
I float like a jellyfish but cheat on my wife with preteens because I'm a huge disgusting pigdog.
Second time you've had me ROFLMAO in two days! What the hell are you smoking?
Expatbrit
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StifflersErSlayersBrother
Dang, oh well, sounded funny at the time
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riz
hi expat
I'm glad I've been able to entertain you. It doesn't rhyme, but what can you do, you know?
As for the smoke, I'll have what I'm having.
Just kidding, of course.
Tom,
did you try it and come up with something that won't offend my virgin eyes? You know what a delicate flower I am.
Me Love You All Long Time ,
riz