"The other two thirds of the good angels ain't "messenger" angels cuz somes are Cherubs and somes are Seraphs and they do other stuff"
That's right. At least a third of them are parking attendants, helping to manouver those unweildy heavenly chariots into place. The turning radius on those things is outrageous.
And as for helping in the preaching work, I'm pretty sure that when the Mormons come to your door, an angel stands behind them and holds up a couple fingers behind their head and sticks his tongue out. You can't see it, but the subliminal value is off the charts.
2005 Service Report.Where are The Angels?
by Blueblades 12 Replies latest jw friends
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RunningMan
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Dune
Since the one third good angels are the preaching helper kind and are ;wusses with white wings,;and demunz are big hairy strong guys that fight dirty and stuff....they kick the preachin angels arses all the time and slow down the savin work......... Hope this helps. ~Gumby
Lol, thats hilarious.
I remember these guys in my congregation related this story about how they were doing street work and this vicious dog was barking at everyone who was walking by, anyway, as they started walking by, the Dog started whimpering and backed up into a corner. They mentioned that it had to be an Angel, and the dog must've sensed it and was scared.
Idiots..
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gumby
Dune, I guess when a witness gets bit in the ass they say ol' Satan was responsible eh? Where are the angels when a farmer chases them with a shovel and tells them to get their polyester yard sale wearin clothes off their damn property!
I'm pretty sure that when the Mormons come to your door, an angel stands behind them and holds up a couple fingers behind their head and sticks his tongue out. You can't see it, but the subliminal value is off the charts.
RunningMan....LMAO!
Gumby