What Sis.BrokenByBethel is Allowed to Do with her Overstocked Magazine Pile

by stillAwitness 17 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • stillAwitness
    stillAwitness

    Ha! This one made me think of all those in the hall who have magazines piled up in their living rooms, bedrooms and bathrooms with no where to go:

    KM: DEC. 2005: Make Wise Use of Our Bible-based Literature

    ...if we have a large number of unplaced magazines, it would be appropriate to reduce the number that we request. (That's it? Still doesn't solve my over-piling magazine basket!)

    ...Publishers can offer older publications to unbelieveing family members, Bible students, and others. Those who are newly associated with the congregation may appreciate having these older publications for their personal theocratic library. (If I was a newcomer I'd be thinking: "Why I gotta be the one to have the leftovers?"

    ...Just as Jesus did not waste leftover food after he miraculously fed the crowds, our goal should be to make the best use of the valuable Bible-based literature that is provided. (John 6: 11-13)

    So Jesus took the loaves and, after giving thanks, he distributed them to those reclining, likewise also as much of the small fishes as they wanted. 12 But when they had their fill he said to his disciples: “Gather together the fragments that remain over, so that nothing is wasted.” 13 Therefore they gathered them together, and they filled twelve baskets with fragments from the five barley loaves, which were left over by those who had eaten. I have never seen a scripure so blatanly misused.One sister even made the comment: "And in this scripture we see this was just plain ol' bread so how much more so we shold cherish our spiritual food. So in conclusion:

    Sorry mom! Those over-piled WT magazines will have to stay in the garage!!

  • Country Girl
    Country Girl

    Heating bills getting you down?

    Overstocked magazile pile = burn pile.

    CG

  • freedom96
    freedom96

    Yes, I always thought they burned well.

  • TallTexan
    TallTexan
    Those who are newly associated with the congregation may appreciate having these older publications for their personal theocratic library.

    Just make sure they're not TOO old, or else they may have 'old light' in them and confuse the poor new converts. I recently went through an old briefcase in the attic and found some 1992 magazines.....

    Old magazine make good coasters, coffee filters, shop rags, toilet paper, bird cage liners, puppy trainers.....

  • prophecor
    prophecor

    Isn't it nice to see with your Jehovah's Witness Mindset Filter removed?

  • jwfacts
    jwfacts

    I used to feel guilty throwing out watchtowers. Now whenever i get hold of one i enjoy sacrificing it to the rubbish bin.

  • DaCheech
    DaCheech
    Just make sure they're not TOO old, or else they may have 'old light' in them and confuse the poor new converts. I recently went through an old briefcase in the attic and found some 1992 magazines.....

    It's OK after baptism, since now they cannot question any teaching

  • blondie
    blondie

    My husband always said that when a book was re-studied that was a sign that Bethel was overstocked and would "encourage" the rank and file to get a new, fresh book to underline. He also said that when that book was on that months list of books to push, Bethel was overstocked.

    Blondie

  • FadingAway
    FadingAway

    Blondie, And here I always thought the offer of the month was because it was "timely" information. Boy was I fooled.

  • ferret
    ferret

    I cannot believe they used John 6:11-13 in that context. That borders on evil, like evil slave class.

    it left me rolling my eyes

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