Have you ever seen "Girls Gone Wild"? Imagine seeing "Jehovah's Witnesses Gone Wild!!!"----Can you picture Witnesses taking a bite out of that blood sausage just because they're dared to?? Or a JW peeking around tat "R" rated movie and then actually going in??? Oh my god!......Can you think of any other scenes where Witnesses are going "wild"????
JWS GONE WILD!!!
by minimus 46 Replies latest jw friends
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RichieRich
3 pioneer sisters walking into a tatto parlor and getting their navel pierced.
A young sister laying in a tanning bed, glances at the time, sees she will be late for the meeting, and doesn't move.
a middleaged couple hanging a windchime on their front porch.
an older man in a suit, buying a big screen, and driving it home in his cadillac
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Finally-Free
- Everyone wearing a non-white shirt to a meeting.
- Men forgetting to shave on a non-meeting day. (I got counselled for that once)
- Extending the service™ break at Tim Hortons from 45 minutes to one full hour.
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prophecor
Witnesses are running into thier favorite Adult Bookstores by the dozens. They've been given $1,000 dollars in cash for a shopping spree also $100 dollars in quarters to view thier favorite movies. It's amaxing!!!
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minimus
Very funny!! JWs selling their blood at the blood banks! JWs going from house to house selling Playboy!!!
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Elsewhere
A bunch of JWs at a birthday party singing Happy Birthday while one JW blows out the candles.
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Bryan
JW speaking in hall without raising hand and being called on.
JW family going on vacation and not going to the local hall for well needed spiritual food!
A 25 year old brother holding the hand of a 22 year old sister... in public not engaged and not married!
Bryan
Have You Seen My Mother
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minimus
A young pioneer is at the auto dealer and he's gonna buy a 2 door sports car!
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onesong
A sister sneaking in to take a Yoga class.
An older brother at a newstand buying the SI swimsuit issue.
An elder at a Chinese restaurant reading his fortune cookie.
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Mary
Only going out in Service for one hour on Saturday morning and then going to help out with Habitat for Humanity;
Sisters wearing a dress or skirt that is 1/2 an inch above their knees;
Reading the bible without any publications from the WTS. You can't get any more risque than that!!