Using a Swiffer to clean the Kingdom hall.
JWS GONE WILD!!!
by minimus 46 Replies latest jw friends
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PaNiCAtTaCk
counting an hour of time for a conversation with a work mate when they only talked for 20 minutes! Falling short of the national average by 2 hours but adding the two hours anyway, vowing to make it up next month.
I went on a carribean cruise once in the early 90's with around 85 witnesses and 11 got reproved for gambling in the casino. One was an Elder and he was disfellowshipped shortly afterwards. Most only put one quarter in a slot. The Elder ended up winning a disneyland trip. It was literally JW's gone wild. One sister was drunk all the time so the rest of us semi-shunned her for most of the cruise.
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ferret
Jumping off the UN building in New York to free themselves of their religion.
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minimus
2 rather large JWs are caught buying Halloween candy BEFORE Halloween!!! A JW decides to say "bless you" after a 3rd sneeze----and doesn't care!!!
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kid-A
LMAO!!!
Excellent idea for a video series....We here at JWD really need to get organized and develop a film and video production company. I am still waiting for investors to produce my
biopic film about Charles Taze Russell; "Taze", starring Bill Murray as CT Russell...
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minimus
A JW sister buys a sex toy and tells her best friend-----who's an elder's wife all about it!!! After a wedding 3 publishers go skinny dipping in a jacuzzi with "worldly" people right there!!!! An elderly sister is seen doing Thi Chi exercises at the home!!!!! A black family regularly sits in the front of the Kingdom Hall-----just because they can!!!!
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prophecor
They're having Lucky Charms for breakfast. They're driving Ford Taurus, Dodge Demons. They're blowing out the candles on Birthday Cakes, they clinking thier glasses at thier gatherings, toasting to another year gone by they didn't need to do any back calls, because nobody cares.
Sunday Sunday Sundayyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!
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GentlyFeral
I'd like to see JW's doing this. -- Gently Feral
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gaiagirl
One I'd like to see: Brothers and sisters greeting and speaking to a disfellowshipped one.
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minimus
A Witness tells his workmates he doesn't celebrate birthdays but always eats the cake! A publisher preached for 49 and a half hours and still said he was a pioneer!!! A JW doctor gives blood on the QT. A disfellowshipped person actually talks to another disfellowshipped in the front of the Kingdom Hall!!!!!