I'll start off with...
When you go to a JW convention and then go to a casino the same night.
You know you're an apostate when...
by MsMcDucket 42 Replies latest social humour
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MsMcDucket
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Ellie
The guy holding the banner outside of the convention hall recognises you from an apostafest and says hi.
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AuldSoul
...you approach the stage at a Convention and several burly gentlemen invite you to leave.
...your picket line is small and nicely dressed people are openly sneering or pointing and laughing as they pass by.
...the local mechanics, custodians, house cleaners, paintless dent removers, floor cleaners, groundskeepers, and window washers refuse to work for you.
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tetrapod.sapien
... you're in a court room, and when they call the "next witness" to the stand, you scowl at them.
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blondie
You know more about the bible and the WTS now than when you were a JW.
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RichieRich
...something called the Big News ate up about 2 weeks of your life.
...You have friends who you talk to everyday, but you think they look like a cartoon.
...When you see Madonna, you think about Bible questions you have (((blondie)))
...you have thoroughly researched the destruction of Jerusalem.
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MsMcDucket
You know more about the bible and the WTS now than when you were a JW.
Now, isn't that "the truth". No pun intended.
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MsMcDucket
When you tell your husband to do it his D**** self! What do you think I am a JW?
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Elsewhere
You like to throw little plush Smurf dolls at people who knock on your door.
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AuldSoul
blondie,
RichieRich: ...When you see Madonna, you think about Bible questions you have
Methinks our young Richie came along too late to know your avatar...
Richie, for your edification: http://www.blondie.net/index.shtml and http://www.google.com/musica?aid=ySGVfseyaEO&oi=musicr