Not whole. Missing two parts and part of another.
How complete are you?
by funkyderek 24 Replies latest jw friends
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FlyingHighNow
foreskin stuck in a zipper etc.....
Those pesky foreskins, always gettin' in the way. No wunner those Israelites decided to start cuttin' 'em off. One wonders, why didn't they just ban zippers?
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IMustBreakAway
I'm a freak, Never had my tonsils removed but i just don't have any. Never broken a bone though. Also i only have one wisdom tooth. They were not removed i just only have one. (not very wise.) I also have an extra vertabre in my lower back. (i am very tall) There is just an extra one for some reason..
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willowmoon
I also have an extra vertabre in my lower back. (i am very tall)
How about this: You give me your extra vertabra (i am very short) ......... I'll give you my tonsils.
willow
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lonelysheep
I'm missing all 4 wisdom teeth.
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IP_SEC
About a quarter of my left knee is missing after a dog
Geez FC, what a bad experience.
Im about as complete as you FD. Except for any brain cells I've destroyed on purpose or inadvertantly.
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Peppermint
One knocked out front tooth, lots of scars, no broken bones.
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poppers
Don't think that having the foreskin removed will prevent your "willy" from being bitten by the zipper monster - it has happened to me a couple of times when I was in boot camp as I hurridly zipped up. I blame it on the skivvy drawers with their large openings, inviting "willy" to poke his head out and look around. And yes, it is painful!
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kittyeatzjdubs
i am completely whole. i have all 4 wisdom teeth, both tonsils, kidneys, gall bladder, liver...it's all there.
i've always wanted to go into surgery though...i want to experience ''going under''...i'm weird like that
luv, jojo
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hillbilly
For my age and activities I am very complete.
I have had some stuff disconected (vasectormy) and fixed (ACL reconstruction) and a few parts are wearing hard (mild dengenrative discs) but I get around pretty good.
I have had several falls, been kicked and bucked off by a variety of mammals, shot at, married a few times and am holding up well............
Ah! The Cowboy life!
~Hill