How complete are you?

by funkyderek 24 Replies latest jw friends

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow
    i've always wanted to go into surgery though...i want to experience ''going under''...i'm weird like that

    Here's what it feels like: they give you a shot that makes you very, very woozy. Or if you hate shots they shoot it directly into your IV and you lose consciousness as soon as the drug takes full effect, very quickly. With the IV you're talking and fine one minute and the next you're totally unconscious. With the shot you may stay awake long enough for the OR folks to joke and make fun while they prepare you for surgery. You are aware of them rushing all over the room and doing things to you. One time they did the scene from Wizard of Oz where Dorothy is waking up from the knock on her head, "Remember me?" Also, I recall them rolling my bed through an elevator door, telling me to think thin so we could fit through. I remember being so high and actually taking them seriously, thinking the bed thinner so we could make it through.

    Next is when you wake up. You are groggy, you pass out, you wake up and it all feels instantaneous. It's as if they broke your film and cut out the surgery and spliced it back together again. You have no sense of time passing.

    If you've been under very deeply and for a long time, you wake up to feeling very groggy, high, everything is fuzzy, yellow and you will feel that way for a varying number of days. In my case, for two different surgeries, I woke up in intensive care that way and spent a few days there, basically helpless and fuzzily aware of reality when I wasn't sleeping.

    If your surgery was more minor and you don't go under heavily, you may wake up while still in recovery and be alert enough to joke with the nurses.

    I had a breast biopsy and was put to sleep rather than put under anesthetic. I began to feel them cutting into me with the scalpel. I couldn't move or open my eyes or talk. I finally managed to groan and groan again. I heard them say, "She's waking up, give her more XXXX." (something made from soybeans) They gave me more and I went back to sleep. I did sense time passing that time because it wasn't anesthesia.

    If you wake up while you're under anesthesia, you will not be able to moan or communicate to the doctors that you are awake. They give you a drug similar to kurare, that paralyzes you so you can't move or fight them.

    I don't recommend going under as a fun experience. The after effects can last a year or more and some you don't recover from. Also, with many surgeries, the anesthesiologist will bring you as close to death as possible without actually killing you, a very sobering thing to ponder then experience.

  • fairchild
    fairchild
    About a quarter of my left knee is missing after a dog

    Geez FC, what a bad experience.

    Um, that was only the beginning. That same dog opened up my wrist (big scar now), and I have a total of 34 scars on my body all from the same dog. We grew up together, he was the best friend I had. He was shot while he was on top of me. And then people wonder why I am deadly afraid of dogs.

  • tetrapod.sapien
    tetrapod.sapien

    wow fairchild, that's crazy! how are you doing?

    as per how complete i am:

    i have never had a cavity. i have only had one wisdom tooth removed. i broke my ankle when i was a kid. but nothing else. i have my foreskin as well. and i have a beard. and two eyes and two balls. and webbed fingers and gills behind my ears, and a frog in my throat.

    cheers,

    ts

  • Kaethra
    Kaethra

    kitty - I had my wisdom teeth out a couple of years ago. It's fairly common for them to cause no problems but many people do have problems with them because our jaws have evolved so that wisdom teeth no longer fit properly. Few people now are able to have completely erupted wisdom teeth that allow for proper flossing and brushing to keep away those nasty bacterial infections. The other problem is what I had, which was total impaction where the teeth just have no room to come up. That caused me bad jaw, ear, and head aches. Although they didn't put me "under", it was the closest experience to it that I've ever had. I wouldn't call it fun, but it was an experience! They gave me valium. The nurse told me that the needle in my arm would first make me feel warm, then very itchy, then I'd count back from ten and shortly after that the whole thing would be over. Well...let me tell you, I did not expect what I experienced as to the itchiness. I know my eyes grew huge because when the "itchiness" started, the nurse's face grew concerned...she said it would subside in a few seconds, but no one had prepared me for the fact that the itchiness would be most intense in my most private parts. It was so bad it actually hurt! I remember more of the experience, but I don't want to bore everyone to tears. :)

  • Quentin
    Quentin

    Except for some bad teeth along the way(50+ years)I've got everything I came with...

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