I think Russell would do two things. First of all he would see about confirming himself a seat on the governing body and second of all, getting the maximum monitary benefits allowed for a person of his stature in the organization. REMEMBER, IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONEY, THE POWER, AND MASTURBATING YOUR EGO!!!
What would Russell change if he appeared tomorrow?
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95stormfront
Hopefully his underwear, because he was full of shit too. Right along with the rest of them.
Just changing his underwear wouldn't change that condition......
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AuldSoul
Hopefully his underwear, because he was full of shit too. Right along with the rest of them.
Just changing his underwear wouldn't change that condition......He's right, LDH. At a minimum, he should switch to Kashi at breakfast to help with regularity.
You guys are cracking me up!
AuldSoul
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flyphisher
Auld Soul
He would change nothing. He would be promptly disfellowshipped for apostasy.
Russell: absolutely. But listen: if Jesus Christ himself would appear tomorrow (in flesh) he would be promptly disfellowshipped too.
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Spectrum
"Russell: absolutely. But listen: if Jesus Christ himself would appear tomorrow (in flesh) he would be promptly disfellowshipped too."
Very true!!!
He would get done for fraternizing with prostitutes and disfellowshipped ex-JWs.
In his defense would say, "verily verily, I say unto thee, my apostles *ucked it all up, you've all got it wrong. Rutherford is roasting in hell. Yes people, you were wrong again, there is a hell and it's hot!!"
There is a mad rush out of the Kingdom halls.
What other repercussions can you imagine under this scenario?