WTS News Release: New book campaign

by doinmypart 23 Replies latest jw friends

  • startingover
    startingover

    "navigating the pages of the most widely distributed book on the planet"

    "Based on years of research and experience accumulated in the signature work of Jehovah’s Witnesses"

    "This book is a teaching treasure"

    Those sound like words composed by "celebrated WT scholars"
  • Think
    Think

    Dear Brothers in Faith,

    We are exited to announce that New Light is coming soon over the less Bright brains, I mean lights. We are happy to give the best tool for our publishers, The new Expanded book of Lunacy, I mean fanatic society, I mean the Selling for Idioots manual how to sell everything what we produce in ours wise brains to the shheeps, because the sheeps don't know what they need, so we are choosen ones to produce right meat at the righ time, that mean ADVERTISING BROSZURE ABOUT ADVERTISING, AND HOW TO SELL THE ADVERTISING TRAP, i MEAN CRAP, i MEAN WHAT i SAID A "NEW LIGHT ABOUT COMING NEW LIGHT, WHICH WILL COME FOR SURE, SO WE CAL SELL MORE ADVERTOISING BROSZURES ABOUT ADVERTISNIG TO ADVERTISERS ABOUT OUR PLANS TO ADVERTISE OUR ADVERTISIG FOREVER, BECAUSE WE HAVE WISDOM FROM SOURES..

    PLEASE EAT THIS EVERYDAY, 3 TIMES A DAY, SEVED DAYS A WEEK TO BE HEALTHY AND A GOOD WORSHIPER.

    Brothers in Concret lin Broooklins

    End is cominn soon we have to stay united in ours sales and sales meeting to fight the evil of the world

  • metatron
    metatron

    This new book is a testament to Watchtower dishonesty. The book clearly pushes people towards baptism yet it fails to inform

    readers about disfellowshipping. This is dishonest and demonstrates the cultish character of Jehovah's Witnesses

    in trying to fool people into committing themselves.

    metatron

  • wombat
    wombat

    Metatron...Now that you mention it..is disfellowshipping discussed in detail in any book.?

    Are the full gruesome details of disfellowshipping revealed only in the K.M. ? If so, you're up the creek in a barb-wire canoe without a paddle. Too late.

    I should do some home-work.

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