Lucifer, Next time, slip some of my pamphlets inside the magazine. They are at my web site, just go to the "activism" page, copy and paste them into a Word document, and you're good to go.
Quick Way To Shoo Away JWs
by Bstndance 25 Replies latest jw friends
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Legolas
Rebel.....OMG...I must have spent an hour...LOL...on the web looking for EXACTLY that when Else posted ..what should he do with the tract...I was trying to find a printable tract to tell him to put this up!
That is a keeper!
I am going to put your web in my favorites, thanks!
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TopHat
Ask them for their address. When they ask why you want it, claim that you want to appear on their doorstop univited so that you can peddle your own beliefs.
Hehehehhe...good one....that should make them THINK about what they are doing and bring reality into play.
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dorayakii
Here's another idea. As they approach, let some drool fall out of your mouth, mess up your hair, and shout, "What do you want with us, Son of God? Have you come here to torture us before the appointed time? If you drive us out, send us into a herd of pigs." Then start making wild gestures and odd noises. If you burst out laughing, it's ok because it'll seem like maniacal laughter. All the better if you can make it sound like "muuuaahaaahaaaa" They will think you're possessed by a boatload of demons and they'll run screaming.
ROFLMAO @ rebel8 i almost fell off my chair at that one.
I know what you could do, repeat everything they say after them. If it doesn't make them realise that what they are saying is stupid, then at least it'll leave an uncomfortable silence in which you can just stare passively and innocently at them... Imagine the conversation...
Them: Good Morning Sir
You: Ah, Good Morning Sir
Them: Have you ever wondered why there is so much wickedness in the world today?
You: Have YOU ever wondered why there is so much wickedness in the world today?
Them: Well yes, thats why we have an answer based on the Bible. Its found at 2 Timothy 3:16 and it prophesys the period of time known as the "Last Days"... May i read it to you?
You: Well WE have an answer based on 2 Timothy *wotsit* which prophesys some... thing about the Last Days... May I read it to YOU?
*Awkward silence while you try to out-stare them*
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lucifer
OMG I laughed so hard when i read your idea dora, I can't wait till I get called on
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Mastodon
Slather your finger in fake blood (corn syrup and red food coloring), open the door and say "excuse me, I just had an accident", then suck on your finger and say:"Blood is so tasty, ain't it?"