by ozziepost 21 Replies latest jw friends
G’day all!
Well, Mrs Ozzie and I are back! So did you miss me??
We haven’t done a Weekend Poll for a few weeks, so how about doing it again, eh?
Downunder we’re in the middle of the summer holiday season and perhaps thoughts go back to days of yesteryear in borgdom (boredom??)
Our poll question this weekend is……………………….(drumroll)…………………
Ha ha that caught you, eh!!
The poll got lost in printing. It must have been in the old semi-monthly Awake!
We'll ask the Writing Department to repeat it.
Why do they clean inside the plugholes at Bethel?
1. They know they're dirty! (doh!!) 2. They're looking for spying bugs. 3. It gives someone a job. 4. Buggered if I know. 5. They're looking for "new light". 6. The WTS has a contract to test new cleaning liquids. 7. What else would you do with old toothbrushes? 8. They're having a "Cleaner of the Month" competition at Bethel. 9. Single sisters on "bowl patrol" trying to impress the young studs. 10. It's antitypical something or other. 11. Other (please detail)
What do you think? we're keen to know the answer to this vital question. So, get yourself a nice refreshing drink (preferably an Australian shiraz), settle back and give this your earnest attention. Then let us know your opinion.
Enjoy.
Cheers my friends, Ozzie
11 "Other - something to do with whitewashed tombs and washing the outside of the cup" comes to mind...
12. Got to get those lazyarse Bethel Elders Wives doing something, cauliflower cheese doesn't grow on trees you know.
QUOTE: Bethel Manual page 19 paragraph 75 "..... and thus sayeth Rutherford as to the importance of keeping ones bunghole clean". for christs sake, amen.
unc;
where ewes bin all me life, mate?
Good to see ya, Lee. I miss ya heaps.
Cheers, ozzie
G'day Ma.. Ma .. Ma 'ole pal .. Good to see you to bro. Yes I'm back on line again .. but mainly for playing on ebay and emailing for work and such. Although I have gained much in the way of computer competancy ..I have just made a couple of test posts and am having trouble with the formating .. can't edit my posts and can't find any smilies (or grumpies) ... :( .. and another thing .. my text is being scrunched into one amorphus paragraph .. and it's such a lovely evening .. lol best wishes ... grumplbruce
see bro o ... 'ts dun it agen!! why can't I post propa like every other lunatic! midnight shift'nunc
9. Single sisters on "bowl patrol" trying to impress the young studs
Yep, definitely this one. The only reason the young sisters are there is to impress the future CO's and DO's!
Hey Unclebruce, The reason you can't do any fancy stuff is probably because of your browser. Use Internet Explorer as your browser By the way unc, a long time ago you wrote a story on the old H2O board about spending the day at the District Convention. It was the funniest thing I've read in a long time. I saved it on CD-ROM. With your permission I'd like to repost it here on this board.
Thanks
CyrusThePersian (Sorry about the thread hijack, Please continue...)
