Bethel's super-clean plug-holes [Ozzie's Weekend Poll #155] (page 2)

ozziepost

Cyrus:

I remember that one. Did ya like the bit about the cafe where all the 'postates were hanging out?

Ok, back to da poll.

Who's on late shift?

CyrusThePersian

Ozzie

I remember that!

"I've found Assembly Heaven!" Remember, he ordered a beer! Too bad he didn't return to his seat with it, that would have raised a few eyebrows.

G'day Cyrus, Thans a lot (I suspected it might be my browser - I'm using mozilla in an attempt to keep virus and other nasties at bay .. oh well its back to explorer) Glad you enjoyed the assembly post (I still feel a tad guilty about stealing Horsts songbook) cheers, unc

gumby

I'd sure like to comment like a bastard cept fer me don't know what a damn plughole is?

I knows what a holeplug is ( see suppository), but not a plughole. I assume it's those air vent holes in the gables(eves) of a building where birds and bats nest. I like to give the unc a little sqeeeeeeeeeze on the fanny fer a showin up here and bein all social like and stuff like he used to be before he started shunnin us all..........self rightous bastard!

Luvs ya unc......ya gumtree chopin, grizzly Adams looking ol' bastard

Gumby

unclebruce

LOL @ Gumby - shun'n what shun'n? I bin bush and offline & stuff) Now for your information a Bethel plug hole is a hole through which the bathing wastes of our most esteamed and soaped bretherin escape to the sewer. A bethel plug hole is the only route through which at least a part of oneself may escape to the sea. As per the Branch Manual, Bethel bungholes must be kept clean and spotless and inspected regularly for lint and a build up of gunge. Bethel plugs must also be cleaned after each use and not inserted too vigorously.

gumby

Bethel plugs must also be cleaned after each use and not inserted too vigorously.

Tell that to Greenlees and Chitty

Thanks for the rundown on a plughole mate. I had visions of Shawshank Redemption though....I gotta tell ya.

I knows you weren't shunnin us too

Gumby

greendawn

Looking for new light down the drains, their new light is no good it comes from the gutters and it is poisonous for those accepting it.

unclebruce

Dear Brother Greendawn, Forgive me but you appear to be getting weaker in the truth by the year. When posting to Jehovahs Witness Discussion it's OK to ask questions but please try not to lose faith and respect for our dearly beloved Brooklyn Bible Scholars. With the passing of so many Bethelites to heavenly reward, new light is not as forthcomming. Gone are the days when we were blinded by the light of truth every time Bro Franz vacated his orifice on the third floor. I'm reminded of an old Bethel truism - the nearer the end the brighter the light. Yours faithfully, Watchtower Bible & Trap Society.

LDH

LOL!!!! I had no idea they cared about super clean plug-holes! Didn't even know there was such a thing. But the visual of Shawshank Redemption (best movie of all times) got me good!

Greenless and Chitty, LOL!!!

gumby

Lisa....your a riot.You seem to have the same sick humor I have.

How long do ya think before ol' Ozzie gets pissed we're messin with his plug-hole thread?

...I mean........damn it!....... I'll get it right in a minute..................there we go

Gumplughole

Bethel's super-clean plug-holes [Ozzie's Weekend Poll #155]

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