Men are happier...this is soooo funny, but true...

by coffee_black 17 Replies latest jw friends

  • Seeker4
    Seeker4

    Yeah, it works for me!

    S4

  • Sparkplug
    Sparkplug
    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

    That is really kind of sad...

  • Beep,Beep
    Beep,Beep

    Sure and we get to take out the trash and the "leftovers" from creatures the cat drags in !

  • jeanniebeanz
    jeanniebeanz
    and the "leftovers" from creatures the cat drags in !

    lol@beepbeep

    Not to mention you guys have to mash the spiders that get loose in the house... I just ain't doin it... nope...nope...nope...

    J

  • carla
    carla

    Not to mention you guys have to mash the spiders that get loose in the house... I just ain't doin it... nope...nope...nope...

    J ---------------------

    Don't need a guy for spider patrol! just get the vacuum out and suck em' up! (don't forget to leave it running for a few minutes to make sure they are dead and don't come crawling back out) If in the bathtub, hairspray works very good to really slow the suckers down! then smoosh them with shoe and a flushing burial does the trick!

    another disclaimer today- outside spiders are ok, leave them be. It's bad luck to squish the cute little striped jumping spiders. Or so says Grandma.

  • gaiagirl
    gaiagirl

    Actually, I NEVER kill a spider with hairspray, vacuum cleaner or any other means, but PLAY WITH some of the cute furry spiders, (not sure of their name) which move rapidly in little jerks and hops. Others however, I admit that I pick up with a piece of paper and take them outside.

  • TallTexan
    TallTexan
    On average, why do men die at least seven years before their wife does?”

    Because you've heard every story they have 100 times a year for 50 years - you can't stand it another seven. It's like being stuck on an island with a TV that only picks up old Leave it to Beaver reruns. After a while, staring at the sand starts to look good.

  • wombat
    wombat

    Another good thing about being a bloke.

    In public you can scratch yourself where you REALLY itch.

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