CANVEY ISLAND congregation in Essex !
It was well know as a hot bed of sin and debauchery. You only had to be in the same room as someone from there and you would either end up with a STD or pregnant lol plus they'd probably steal your wallet.
Seriously though if a social event was being planned and word got out that someone from Canvey was coming, brothers and sisters would drop out of coming. I was like having a kiddies party and then telling everyone that you've invited Freddie Kruger as well, it was a sure fire way to cut down on the numbers.