Being watching some ‘spiritual pornography’ lately?
Thinking about some ‘spiritual fornication’?
Booking a date with 'Babylon the great harlot'?
Let’s face it…
You’ve got to come out of the spiritual closet!!!
You can actually stop here if this thread is too sexy for you…
But be true to yourself, you like to be given your share of truth from time to time… In fact YOU CRAVE IT!!!
See, real JWs don’t dance…
[insert you favorite Christian Hymn here played to the tunes of YMCA]
...Feel your hips moving right with the 607/586 BC. faux pas?
...Feel them swinging left with the UN fiasco?
Your feet are jumping to the beat of the 1975 blunder…
Don’t tell me now you don’t like to get down with the ‘spiritual light’?
Come on… just scream it!!! Say it!!!
‘I AM SPIRITUALLY INMORAL!!!’
‘I LIKE TRUTH… I LOVE IT!!!’
‘I AM APOSTA-SEXUAL’
Hum… hum… hum
Sorry I got carried away
What I wanted to ask was:
What’s the WT thing with sexual images and other religions?