by lucifer 20 Replies latest jw friends
Nate Merrit posted some great ones here a few months ago, but the response to them was largely negative. Personally I thought they were great.
I just read the link to Nate's post,, Hilarious,, I especially loved the part where they wore beards and went preaching as their own version of JW's That was hilarious.
I wish I could have seen it!
Quietly slip into the KH during a meeting. Go to the restroom and remove the toilet tank cover. Drop a nice big steamer into the toilet tank. Replace the lid and slip back out of the KH smiling to yourself for successfully delivering "The Upper Decker".
-Breck
Luci: Grow up already. you're 18 for God's sake.
Skyman: I don't consider waisting both public tax dollars and our valuable firefighter's time a joke. (Plus making a false report like that is a crime.) Also, the other things you listed are vehicular vandalism, also petty misdemeanors.
VirgoChicK: Tetanus is not a laughing matter.
Low-Key: that is just disgusting. What would be funny though is that while you were attempting to do what you describe if your foot slid off the commode, went in, and you fell over and everyone then heard you cursing. That could be funny.
The only practical joke that might be worth trying would be to use an IPOD with the FM broadcaster attachment and see if you could get ingress into the sound system OR
If your congregation uses the old tapes still, to take one of your own that looks just like the ones they use, record your own special message, and then try to switch them out. (Or burn a CD if they use CDs now) If yo know the song, it would be funny to let the first stanza play as normal and then fade in your modification or message.
(It would be even better if you could somehow manage to stick the off and eject and power buttons so that they would have trouble turning it off for a while.)
lol, replace the latter half of the song with a Dr Dre instrumental...let them sing We are JW's to Still Dre.
That link to Nate's stuff was absolutely hilarious. What's NOT funny about painting "Elders Parking" on a few signs. The call to the newspaper was priceless.
VirgoChicK: Tetanus is not a laughing matter.
Uh, I don't think you can get tetanus from sitting on a thumbtack.
Low-key...I'm still laughing over yours.
How about dropping an 'unidentified white powder' into the contribution box with a threatening note. What's not funny about an anthrax scare? Well, aside from the federal prison time.
Trim the shrubs into any variety of words, phrases, or pictures.
Slip over the night before the Sunday meeting and stick some JB Weld into the key locks.
Turn off the water at the main during the meeting.
Put police tape up around the premises before the meeting.
I think yours are the best and most harmless ideas lucifer!
Definitely don't try anything classed as criminal or criminal damage.
And making false calls to the emergency services is an absolute no-no. That could cost somebody else their life while the service is dealing with a hoax.
Uh, I don't think you can get tetanus from sitting on a thumbtack.TallTexan - I think it depends on where the thumb tack has been before it contacts your butt
Call a KH and tell them you want to have a bible study... give them the address of another KH. Keep doing this with all of the KHs in your area. (If they ask for your phone number, just tell them you are not comfortable giving it out).
An old classic I like: Go to a bunch of gay-porn websites and order every gay porn magazine you can. Address them to the KH address and select "bill me later".
another one is to put up a road block that says do not enter in front of the parking lot entrance, I bet they would stand there trying to figure it out for at least half and hour
Print up a fake Notice of Seizure sign with the UN logo and post it on the front door of a KH. Have the notice state that a recent UN resolution has outlawed all religions throughout the world and as a result the KH has been seized. This notice can be modeled after this: http://www.courts.michigan.gov/scao/courtforms/forfeiture/dc43.pdf
LMAO elsewhere, they would go nuts!
