How "Evolved" are you quiz

by JH 32 Replies latest jw friends

  • ohiocowboy
    ohiocowboy
    You scored as Evolving nicely...



    Dedicated to the truth, not afraid of self-responsibility, not afraid of love, and ultimately grateful, you are very close to what the Creator wanted for his balls of consciousness. Keep asking, keep forgiving yourself - when death comes, you won't be afraid.

    Evolving nicely..
    100%

    Enlightened
    50%

    You are a Sheep.
    40%

    You're kidding yourself..
    10%

    You're still waiting for your thumbs..
    10%

    Go and find a soul, please..
    0%
  • Chimene
    Chimene
    You scored as Evolving nicely...

    Dedicated to the truth, not afraid of self-responsibility, not afraid of love, and ultimately grateful, you are very close to what the Creator wanted for his balls of consciousness. Keep asking, keep forgiving yourself - when death comes, you won't be afraid.
  • Deputy Dog
    Deputy Dog

    I knew they would see things my way! Told ya I didn't evolve.

    Not evolved. No where near it. You are, I believe, what ancient seers referred to as a 'False Prophet'. I wear a necklace of garlic around you people.

    You're kidding yourself..

    50%

    You're still waiting for your thumbs..

    50%

    You are a Sheep.

    30%

    Enlightened

    30%

    Go and find a soul, please..

    10%

    Evolving nicely..

    10%
  • lonelysheep
    lonelysheep


    You scored as Go and find a soul, please...

    I see you people everywhere. Living in your golf estates, parked on the patio of your canal home, ripping through anything untouched in your 4WD/SUV's - brainless, vain, egotistical, narcissistic and soulless. Nothing penetrates with you, does it? You're all smoke and mirrors. Cowardly. A walking lie. You are a drain on the collective soul. Go back to the black hole you came from, Anti Matter!

    Go and find a soul, please..
    70%

    Evolving nicely..
    60%

    Enlightened
    60%

    You are a Sheep.
    40%

    You're kidding yourself..
    20%

    You're still waiting for your thumbs..
    10%
  • Midget-Sasquatch
    Midget-Sasquatch

    Oooh, I had to answer a tie breaker before I got my results:

    You scored as Evolving nicely...

    Dedicated to the truth, not afraid of self-responsibility, not afraid of love, and ultimately grateful, you are very close to what the Creator wanted for his balls of consciousness. Keep asking, keep forgiving yourself - when death comes, you won't be afraid.

    Enlightened

    40%

    Evolving nicely..

    40%

    You are a Sheep.

    30%

    You're kidding yourself..

    20%

    Go and find a soul, please..

    10%

    You're still waiting for your thumbs..

    0%

    The kidding myself score doesn't phase me but 30% SHEEP?!?!?!?

  • GentlyFeral
    GentlyFeral

    This test is rigged; all the questions are loaded. Enlightenment shouldn't be this easy - should it?

    GentlyFeral

    You scored as Enlightened. "When the student is ready, the teacher will appear". People like you are a gift from the Divine. I just wish you guys would stop dying so young!

    Enlightened

    70%

    Evolving nicely..

    70%

    You are a Sheep.

    40%

    You're still waiting for your thumbs..

    30%

    Go and find a soul, please..

    10%

    You're kidding yourself..

    10%

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  • Brigid
    Brigid
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    You scored as Enlightened.



    "When the student is ready, the teacher will appear". People like you are a gift from the Divine. I just wish you guys would stop dying so young!

    Enlightened
    100%

    Evolving nicely..
    80%

    You are a Sheep.
    30%

    You're still waiting for your thumbs..
    0%

    Go and find a soul, please..
    0%

    You're kidding yourself..
    0%

    I suppose in the midst of all my inner confusion, some truth and clarity has coalesced.

    ~Brigid

  • Sunnygal41
    Sunnygal41
    You scored as Evolving nicely...

    Dedicated to the truth, not afraid of self-responsibility, not afraid of love, and ultimately grateful, you are very close to what the Creator wanted for his balls of consciousness. Keep asking, keep forgiving yourself - when death comes, you won't be afraid.

    Evolving nicely..
    70%

    Enlightened
    60%

    You are a Sheep.
    20%

    You're still waiting for your thumbs..
    0%

    Go and find a soul, please..
    0%

    You're kidding yourself..
    0%
  • onesong
    onesong
    You scored as Evolving nicely...



    Dedicated to the truth, not afraid of self-responsibility, not afraid of love, and ultimately grateful, you are very close to what the Creator wanted for his balls of consciousness. Keep asking, keep forgiving yourself - when death comes, you won't be afraid.

    Evolving nicely..
    100%

    Enlightened
    90%

    Go and find a soul, please..
    20%

    You're kidding yourself..
    10%

    You're still waiting for your thumbs..
    0%

    You are a Sheep.
    0%
  • AuldSoul
    AuldSoul

    C'mon, people! Do you really think ANYONE who takes online quizzes is "enlightened"? (mostly kidding)

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