Advice about men

by MsMcDucket 16 Replies latest social humour

  • serendipity
    serendipity
    men made virtually all the contributions when it comes to the development and expansion of science, philosophy and poetry/literature, with their immensely creative minds.

    ...because women were oppressed, not educated, kept barefoot and pregnant and then died young giving birth. Smart women were viewed as threats, potentially even 'witches' because of their intelligence and knowledge. Intelligence and creativity were not valued traits in women.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Ha ha ha. That's purty funny. (belching and scratching arse with pants hanging on the back of the chair--you forgot those.) ;-)

  • Sparkplug
    Sparkplug

    That is FREAKIN' Hilarious!!

  • Gretchen956
    Gretchen956

    awww come on, greenday, grow a sense of humor! Madam Curie discovered Radium, thats one I can think of off the top of my head, there are many highly intelligent women in the science field. I work in Genetics, all of the people I work with are women, in fact in the field its disproportionatly women. As someone else has said, we strong intelligent women used to get burned at the stake. Some would like to go back to those days.

    Just a joke, mon. Settle!

    Sherry

  • fjtoth
    fjtoth

    Having had a truly good wife before she died, these are some of my favorite quotes about women:

    • “God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him”
    • “Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.”
    • “A woman helped us to lose paradise, but how frequently we find it again in her arms.”
    • “Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.”
    • “I asked a Burmese why women, after centuries of following their men, now walk ahead. He said there were many unexploded land mines since the war.”
    • "God made man, and then he said 'I can do better than that' and made a woman."
  • Frog
    Frog

    3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.


    4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
    takes alot to make me actually LOL MS Ducket, but you pulled it off with these 2...totally cracked me up :)) x

  • loathjw
    loathjw
    Not all men are immature and selfish mind you and men made virtually all the contributions when it comes to the development and expansion of science, philosophy and poetry/literature, with their immensely creative minds.

    But of course they are, silly man!

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