Create a Convention name!

by Nosferatu 19 years ago 53 Replies latest 19 years ago jw friends

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  Nosferatu 19 years ago

  How about the "Godly Oatmeal" convention

  ....or how about the "Divine Chocolate Cake" assembly?

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  Elsewhere 19 years ago

  Theocratic Loyalty District Convention

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  Mary 19 years ago

  Miracle Wheat Anal....I mean Annual Convention. Everyone welcome. Bring your own milk and honey.

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  Spectre 19 years ago

  Kool-Aid!!! Here, have some!!!

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  Dune 19 years ago

  "Workers of Lawlessness" District Convention.

  "Opiate to the Masses" District Convention.

  "Dont Ask Questions, you're not being Lied to" District Convention.

  "Requiem to Dilluisionment" District Convention.

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  Finally-Free 19 years ago

  Divin Educashun Distrik Conventshun.

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  sir82 19 years ago

  "The End is Really, Really Close...No, We Mean it This Time...Like, Super-Duper Close...Honest! Really! Any Day Now!" District Convention

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  New Worldly Translation 19 years ago

  "United in our ignorance convention"

  "The reviled name that will be endured"

  "The joyous relief of the lunch break"

  Maybe you're onto something with the product placement, get a bit of extra revenue for the org -

  "Jehovah is our Bud"

  "Lets not grow weary in this Timex of the end"

  "The bible - our Visa to the new world"

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  Chimene 19 years ago

  Divin Educashun Distrik Conventshun.

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  ROFLAO!!!! haaaaaaaaaa

  "come get lied to for 8 boring hours a day" convention

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  MissBehave 19 years ago

  WTBTS obtains product sponsorship for it's annual conventions. This year your assemblies are brought to you by....

  2006 District Convention - Onward Christian Army Of One (GoArmy.com)

  2006 Circuit Assembly - Enjoying Theocratic Fellowship Of the Ring (New Line Cinema)

  2006 Special Assembly - Remain Steadfast In Your Resolve (Carpet Spot and Stain remover with new and improved trigger action in a 22 oz. bottle)

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