THIS JUST IN FROM THE "EVIL SLAVE":
"OBEDIENCE WITHOUT QUESTION" District Convention. "
Coming soon this summer.
jojochan...so and so.
Create a Convention name!
by Nosferatu 53 Replies latest jw friends
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Low-Key Lysmith
HULLABALLOOZA, 2006
Come In, Sit Down, Get Happified!!!
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Dr Jekyll
YOU WILL OBEY!!!
All talks to be given by Daleks
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crazyblondeb
For the opening song "We're jehovah's witnesses, we speak out in ignorance....
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MissBehave
And don't forget to stop by the KFC (Kingdom Fried Chicken) booth during lunch for the number 2 combo....one piece of greasy fried chicken and a slice of white bread wrapped in aluminum foil. That will be twelve tickets please. Additional announcements.... "For your convenience every other men's restroom will be converted to a women's restroom as noted by the hand stenciled signs masking taped to the doors. Please do not remove these signs so that we do not have a repeat of last year's debacle which resulted in several disfellowshippings." and.... "To whomever "removed" the grey spray painted sponges to be used in todays drama "Zechariah - The Man Who Got Stoned" (sponsered by the Legalize Marijuana Party) please return them immediately to the information desk (which is really just an eight foot fold out table with another hand stenciled sign masking taped to the front)." Thank you.
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aniron
"What! Are we still here!" District convention
"It Should Have Happened by Now" District Convention.
"The Four Days of Boredom" District Convention.
and one you will never see
"Jesus is Lord" District Convention.
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reneeisorym
"Jehovah's Witnesses: A United Nation"
"Contributions: Are You Doing Your Part?" (featuring new light on how "true Christians" should tithe!!)
"Earn Your Way into the Glorious Paradise"
Ones you will not see:
"Benefit from Jehovah's Grace"
"Appreciating our Savior Jesus Christ"
"Love--The Only Commandment"
"Show Consideration for Other's Weaknesses"
"Faith Before Works"
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primitivegenius
its ok if brother elder touches you there DISTRICT CONVENTION
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Victorian sky
Free Lobotomy District Convention
One we'll never see: 'Jesus Loves You' District Convention
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uninformed
UN ited In the Worship of the FDS Programmes
Day One: Lecture on the UNusual Subjects of the AWAKE!
Day Two: How UN satisfying is Your Life
Day Three: Supporting Our UNusual Brotherhood
UNinformed