You have to be able to laugh at yourself sometimes...
Here is one of my most embarassing moments.
I was in 7th grade and also the new kid in school. This happened during one of our first big test's, I think it was my english glass but i am not sure.
I had bad gas for some reason that day and had been holding it in instead of "dusting the crops" in the hallways (which is a great way to shed your gas without having to claim it). So anyway. I am sitting in class trying to concentrate on the test while holding in my deadly gas with all the strength my buttcheeks could muster.
I struggled with this for a while and then as if God himself silenced the room...it started. It was sooo quiet in that room that my first volley of ass gas startled a few people. Intent on not giving up my fight against utter humiliation tried my hardest not to continue, but it has already started. A machine gun volley of farts escaped me for about 3 minutes. I swear to god i heard them echoing. I couldn't stop.
The silence of 30ish students studying was tore apart by my but.
talk about making a brown man blush..it was horrible..
DF