Hey garbonzo buns, don't be talking back at me woman or ine gonn'a haft'a wack ya. Get your mink undies weare'n hide back in da kitchen and make me up some'a pasta for criz zakes!.
OOOOOOOh youz'a gonn'a get it womenz, don't you'a be smack talk'n yo daddy!
Uncle Paulie