A new cult idea -- or is it?
by osmosis 22 Replies latest jw friends
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Clam
What? The Cult of the mysteriously empty opening Post? Yes it could catch on.
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Quentin
Church of the Blank...I like it!...no attendence required, no sloughing your way through reams of pointless books/magazines...no boring sermons...yeah, where do I join...
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EAGLE-1
I wanna be a Blankist too.Blank Dammit
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jstalin
The great cosmic Blank has all the Answers!
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blondie
Notepad
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jgnat
Yes, the blessings of notepad cure a multitude of ills.
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Quotes
Listen Ye NOT to the Heathens preaching the wiles of the Satanic protection of Notepad!
True Believers(tm) in The Church of Blank(tm), especially those Annointed By MS-Word(tm) shun anything to do with Simiple ASCII(tm) and the vile and perverted interoperability it facilitates!
We True Blankists(tm) will continue to use the Holy Sepulcher of Rich Text Format(tm) until those in The World(tm) accept the Wrath at the Billionaric(tm) Return of the Great Gates(tm), with his Son, Balmer(tm), at his side, and the Holy Spirit of Paul Allen(tm) carrying out all that Gates has commanded.
Repent ye, and Upgrade(tm). Probably your data might be saved!
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jstalin
Onward Blank Soldiers!
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MerryMagdalene
In support of Osmosis's ministry, all Blankists please send blank checks, payable to ME, the new Secretary of the Church of Blank. Thank you.
~Merry