So how were Adam and Eve different from us?

by upside/down 15 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • wozadummy
    wozadummy

    Adam said "How come the mutant has lost her bits?"

    Eve said "He's got three legs!"

  • RubaDub
    RubaDub

    Eve had perfect boobs.

    Rub a Dub

  • cosmic
    cosmic

    A&E traded life for knowledge. The WTS believe that can be reversed.

  • upside/down
    upside/down
    A&E traded life for knowledge. The WTS believe that can be reversed

    Cosmic...that's downright profound! I love it.

    u/d

  • Johnny
    Johnny

    In the sense of a resurrection, they were not.

    "For as in Adam all die, even so in Christ shall all be made alive." 1Cor 15:22

    "But we see Jesus, ... by the grace of God should taste death for EVERY MAN." Heb 2:9 ("EVERY" includes Adam)

    Adam and Eve will receive a resurrection.

  • misspeaches
    misspeaches

    it goes like this see..........

    adam and eve were a perfect mould then they sinned and had a dent in their mould. And we all had moulds made from that original mould. Each subsequent mould ended up with a bigger dent. Until now where we are mostly dent. Or some codswallop along those lines.

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