Bubba was in the locker room at the golf club with several other men. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk, everyone in the room stops to listen MAN: yes WOMAN: I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.It's only $1000.00. Is it okay if I buy it? MAN:sure go ahead if you like it that much.Woman: I also stopped at the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked. MAN how much? Woman: $60.000. Man: ok but for that price I want it with all the options. WOMAN: great, Oh and one more thing, the house we wanted last year is back on the market. Their asking $950.000. MAN: well go ahead and give them an offer, but only offer $900.000. WOMAN: ok I'll see you later, I love you. MAN: bye I love you too. The man hangs up. The other men in the room are looking at him with astonishment. Then he asks, Anyone know who this phone belongs to?
Bubba jokes....I'll start!
by SWALKER 35 Replies latest social humour
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james_woods
Sadly, Bubba is no more. Seems he was taken while driving his beloved 4x4.
Last words were "hey - buddy, hold my beer...I'm a gonna try somethin!"
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kittyeatzjdubs
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine.
Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya... where ya from, boy?"
The guy says, "I'm from Iowa."
The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Iowa?"
The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what th' hell is a taxidermist?"
The guy says, "I mount animals."
The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"
luv, jojo
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delilah
Texas Aggie Quarter
The United States Treasury has announced they are recalling the new Texas quarters.
"We are recalling all of the new Texas quarters that were recently issued", Treasury Undersecretary Russell Shackelford said in a press conference Monday. This comes in the wake of numerous reports to this agency that the quarters will not work in parking meters, toll booths, vending machines, pay phones, or other coin-operated devices.
"We believe the problem lies in a design flaw", said Shackelford. The winning design for the Texas quarter was submitted by Texas A&M student Bubba Stasny. Apparently, the duct tape holding the two dimes and nickel together keeps jamming the coin-operated devices. -
LDH
boudreax and abear (same as bubba--just two good ol' boys) rented a boat and went fishing. They fished all day and didn't catch a damn thing. Just as the sun was going down, they started hauling them in faster than they could handle.
Boudreaux yells, "Abear, MARK THIS SPOT! We gon' come back here first thing in the morning and get us the rest of these fish!"
Just as they get back to dock, Boudreaux says, "Abear, did you mark that spot?"
Abear: "Yep. It's right here on the side of the boat!"
Boudreaux: "Well, you dumb ass! What if we don't get this same boat tomorrow!"
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SWALKER
While Bubba and Billy Bob were in the local Wal-Mart, they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle.
They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize.
Billy Bob won 1st place- a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra long spaghetti.
Bubba won 6th prize- a toilet brush.
About a week or so had passed when the men met back at Wal-Mart. Bubba asked Billy Bob how he liked his prize, to which Billy Bob replied, "Great!, I love spaghetti!"
Billy Bob asked Bubba, "How 'bout you, how's the toilet brush? "Not so good," replied Bubba, "I reckon I'm gonna switch back to paper." -
AuldSoul
Common last words from a Bubba's mouth:
"It ain't all that far, I think I can jump it."
"What's he aiming at? Is he pointin' that thing at..."
"Honest mister, she told me she were 14!"
"Honest mister, she told me she weren't married!"
"Naw, they don't attack unlessen you provoke 'em."
Common last words a Bubba hears:
"It ain't all that far, I think you can jump it."
"Hell, Bubba, what you so a'feared of! It ain't even loaded! See?"
"Boy, that there's my little girl!"
"Boy, that there's mah wife!"
"Ain't bear cubs dangerous to be pettin' like 'at?"
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Chimene
Bubba went to his family reunion looking for a girlfriend