As long as it's the ladies who gulp down the bottle.....s'ok.
Gumby....who luvs to flirt with online drunk apostate women on memorial nite.
We should hold our own memorial right here on JWD
by JH 61 Replies latest jw friends
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Sunnygal41
Silly Stilla.....you know girls can't teach from the platform.......ya sick apostate teachin bastard!
ahhhhh, so, Gumballbuster, now we see that you are just another patriarchal knucklehead like the dubs..........I was just thinkin' what great speakers Blondie and Leoilai would be, too! Begone anti-apostate! Edited to add: And, Corona is HORSEPISS..........it's gotta be Dos Equixx!!!! Gimee a slice of lime in mine!
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Honesty
Who will be the speaker?
Maybe we could get Little Toe to record a Last Supper sermon and put it up on his website so we could all listen to it as we celebrate.
We don't need to 'pass' the wine and bread around. In my church we sometimes pass the fruit of the vine and bread from one to another. The fruit of the vine is in teenie tiny paper cups set in a neat little holder that accomadates about 100 cups and the bread is teenie tiny squares of unleavened bread on a plate. Sometimes we just all go down front and form a line to get the fruit of the vine and bread and then go back to our pews.
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daystar
Maybe we could get Little Toe to record a Last Supper sermon and put it up on his website so we could all listen to it as we celebrate.
LT definitely gets my vote!! You up for that LT?!
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gumby
..........I was just thinkin' what great speakers Blondie and Leoilai would be, too! Begone anti-apostate!
They would be Sunnygal.....but all the guys would be flaccid while they were speakin and not listening to the spiritual food. We need an ugly male and I nominate Unclebrucey
Gumby...who'd rather smoke the piece pipe than drink wine if he had his druthers.
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SickofLies
MGD = Miller Gunine Draft
I say we get Gumby to give the talk, he can read us passages from the Apostate bible while we drink blood and fornciate.
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BlackSwan of Memphis
are there any requirements for 'partaking'? y'know like being on the board 144,000 times or something....
meagan
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OpenFireGlass
somebody said pipe... i'm in
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Finally-Free
This might sound like a silly question, but how do we actually pass the wine \ beer from person to person on a message board?
Actually, that's a very important question. We all know that to the JWs, the passing (rejection) of the emblems™ is the most important part of the memorial. Most of the talk focuses on why JWs, for the most part, don't partake™.
I suggest everyone eat all their crackers, and drink all their wine, and refuse to share any of it.
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stillajwexelder
I think only those with emperor or above status should be allowed to partake. Anybody that partakes unworthily, one off the mods should reduce their posting limit for 7 days