We should hold our own memorial right here on JWD

by JH 61 Replies latest jw friends

  • Finally-Free
    Finally-Free
    I think only those with emperor or above status should be allowed to partake. Anybody that partakes unworthily, one off the mods should reduce their posting limit for 7 days

    Oh yeah? Just for that I'm gonna partakeā„¢ and I'm even gonna put cheese on my crackers and drink fortified wine. W

  • gumby
    gumby

    ....I just hope all you apostates realise that anyone who partakes unworthily is gonna get their arse kicked by Jehovah. Just thought I'd warn ya. Ya might have a good time for a short while thinkin yer gonna go to heaven soon and stuff....but ya ain't.

    Gumby

  • ballistic
    ballistic
    I think only those with emperor or above status should be allowed to partake

    We are the little flock then - that's decided, but who are we going to

    drink blood and fornicate

    with? and don't you think it might put Little Toe off his talk?

  • BlackSwan of Memphis
    BlackSwan of Memphis
    I think only those with emperor or above status should be allowed to partake. Anybody that partakes unworthily, one off the mods should reduce their posting limit for 7 days

    an emperor with only fluff posts compared to a jedi with non fluff posts...hmm, which is more worthy? we'll just figure it out while we drink the wine meagan

  • SickofLies
    SickofLies

    ballstick, if you don't have someone or are married you must hire a prostitute for the occasion. Spare no expense remember, we're doing this for our LORD and savior.

  • Finally-Free
    Finally-Free
    an emperor with only fluff posts compared to a jedi with non fluff posts...hmm, which is more worthy?

    It's all in the numbers - quality has nothing to do with it.

    The Watchtower taught us well.

    W

  • BlackSwan of Memphis
    BlackSwan of Memphis
    an emperor with only fluff posts compared to a jedi with non fluff posts...hmm, which is more worthy?

    It's all in the numbers - quality has nothing to do with it.

    The Watchtower taught us well.

    W

    Well, if any post will do, looks like I better start publishingwatchtowers posting then. meagan

  • fullofdoubtnow
    fullofdoubtnow

    I like this idea JH. Me and dedpoet will crack a bottle of shiraz on the night, not so sure about the bread though, crackers and cheese would be preferable, but we are up for it.

    And Little Toe gets my vote for speaker as well

  • JH
    JH

    Happy Birthday Finally Free !!!

    I just noticed

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    Meagan, I've been informed that our "virgins" don't need to have a post count if you want to volunteer! lol

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