Who's up for some fun?

by Inquisitor 61 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Inquisitor
    Inquisitor

    Ours is cordless. How do you hijack the sound system? Tell me! Tell me NOW!!

  • OpenFireGlass
    OpenFireGlass
    Ours is cordless. How do you hijack the sound system? Tell me! Tell me NOW!!

    Maybe you should start a new thread in the "technical support" section, called: "how do you hijack a cordless mic/soundsystem"... LOL

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce
    Ours is cordless. How do you hijack the sound system? Tell me! Tell me NOW!!

    First you need to find the exact frequency (a scanner will do that). Second you'd need to transmit on that frequency (a transmitter will do that). Thirdly you need a getaway car with driver (you and your cousin will do that ..lol)

  • osmosis
    osmosis

    If the sound system if cordless, it probably relies on a low-power am or fm radio. it's probably not digital, there's probably not data encryption or anything like that, it's probably just straight transmition and reception.

    If that is the case, it is a simple matter of knowing what frequency range is being used, and providing a significantly higher-wattage source for the signal at that frequency. a short wave radio with a powerful enough transmitter *should* do the trick. If you don't have enough transmitter power to override the original signal, getting closer to the receiver should suffice.

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    It would be great if you could turn the volume up pretty loud, loud enough to make things shake, and to speak for God. Kind of like when God was speaking to the Israelites and it was so loud that it scared them all.

  • OpenFireGlass
    OpenFireGlass

    LOW-TEC (STUPID) Idea... light off strands of fire works from outside.... the noise should be fairly disruptive... like gun-fire...

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    A sound car driving up and down in front of the hall announcing, incredibly loudly that JW's are a snare and a racket.

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Head up to the front of the hall, kids in tow. Kneel down on the steps of the stage and await a blessing from the elders, ala the Anglican Church.

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce
    LOW-TEC (STUPID) Idea... light off strands of fire works from outside.... the noise should be fairly disruptive... like gun-fire...

    Yeah that's a bit silly OpenFireGlass - a bit like the kids who threw stones on the hall's™ tin roof. Wouldn't apostacy be better served if we set the fireworks off inside the hall? Warning Kiddies: Fireworks are explosive: Don't try this at home - go to the Kingdom Hall and make it a memoriable night.

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    How about smoke bombs then? Smoke bombs and loud messages from the devil or jehovah.

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