Slap Wombat here ~ weak poll # 3

by unclebruce 30 Replies latest jw friends

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    Wombat and his mum are Queenslanders with hearts of gold. They are there for all their JW relies as and whenever they decide to leave the Watchtower lunacy. Wombat's mum is a character and a half. She turns 89 next week. So what you gonna do when you meet these two at an apostate bbq?

    1) run like the wind!

    2) hug like a bear.

    3) share a snag (saucage)

    4) settle down for a few coldies and laughs

    5) offer them a free home bible study.

    6) other please specify _______________

    Here's to Super Apostates, our very own wombat and mother of wombat

    alt

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    hug like a mamma bear.

    settle down for a few coldies and laughs

  • wombat
    wombat

    I'm gonna rip your bloody arms off unc.

    Ode to Mother...

    A young girl in the Great Depression..had hardships. Got into an abusive amrriage and was eventually left to support five children, no money, no welfare, nothing.

    This old biddy just worked flat out- sewing clothes, d 2 d selling food blenders, taking family photos, just anything. She's never been given a penny by anyone. AT age 68 she went to college and became a travel agent and opened her own shop. She sold it at a tidy profit at age 84.

    A muck-up at the hospital 6 months after she retired kept her there for 5 months. At one stage a doctor told me that it would be best to take her off life-support but I told him to get rooted. He had no idea how tough she is.

    Since then we joined a Buddhist/Zen type Japanese church and late2004 visted their headquarters in Japan for 10 days. Acouple of months later we went to Calcutta in India and found her mother's grave. It was destroyed except for the headstone so we had the grave re-built. She wants her ashes to be there with her Mum's. She was 2 when her Mum died there in 1919.

    I moved in with me Mum 14 years ago when everything was looking really black. It was only to be for a couple of months but I'm still here. It's a beautiful home in a bush setting - heaps of wild life. Mum just loves it.

    Boxing Day she mixed up the taps in the shower and spent a month in the Burns Ward and again the doctors feared the worst but they just understand this old-type stamina.

    Every morning she wakes up bright and happy. Which annoys me because it means that I can't complain about anything.

  • blondie
    blondie

    hug like a bear.

    settle down for a few lot of coldies and laughs

  • luna2
    luna2

    What jgnat said!

    wombat, your Mom sounds amazing...and you are a wonderful son.

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce
    I'm gonna rip your bloody arms off unc

    Hey, the poll wasn't "what will wombat do to unc at an apostate bbq?!"

    alt

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    To wombat's mum:

    (((((((((((((((((hug)))))))))))))))))

  • Sad emo
    Sad emo

    2) hug like a bear.

    4) settle down for a few coldies and laughs

    What a great lady, if it wasn't for the small matter of a few thousand miles I'd love to meet her - and wombat - and all you other Aussies!!

  • diamondblue1974
    diamondblue1974

    She sounds like an absolute wonder does Wombats mum...reminds me of my late gran...

    Shame the apostate BBQ will be 16000 miles away from where I live...

    DB74

  • wombat
    wombat

    Diamond.. If you would like another Gran just email her with a bit about yourself. She loves people and will take a personal interest. Her letters are classics. Her eyesight is shot....it is writing by memory. She can see the line above but the lines gradually curl down like a fan.. Expect a lecture about thinking positively and never feeling sorry for yourself..............Wombat

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