Slap Wombat here ~ weak poll # 3

by unclebruce 30 Replies latest jw friends

  • Clam
    Clam
    6) other please specify...... Show him my nutsack.

    You gotta be careful in Oz if you're flashing your rocks near a BBQ Gumby. A great bush tucker delicacy is kangaroo's testicles. From what I've heard yours aren't d issimilar, so watch out or the family jewells will be on the barbie with the snags before you can say "man-fruit".

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    Besides it really stings if you're naked at a BBQ and those sausages and burgers start spitting hot fat.

    I err, don't know this for sure... someone told me.

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    The 'in thing' in Australia at the moment is to make your own outdoor oven.

    They take a day to build and can cook anything from roast meat to bread and gormet pizzas ..

    It's a technology we're sending back to less well off countries through permaculture. .

    They're wood fired with no gas to worry about:

    If only the Brooklyn Mafia would turn their talents to good - quick build ovens, way to go.

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    a few cold tinnies

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    Last chance to slap a wombat!

  • Scully
    Scully

    well, I don't really want to slap him. Can I poke him instead? *poke* *poke*

    His mum looks like a dear. She gets a hug. I'll let her slap him, as long as I get to watch.

  • wombat
    wombat

    Scully... that hurt...Cut it out.

    Mother was listening to "Memoirs of A Geisha" (unabridged) on CD today. It got up to a really hot bit where she loses her virginity. I excused myself and went shopping.

    She is having trouble sleeping tonight. Probably it is the curry I cooked for dinner. Tomorrow morning she is getting a perm in readiness for the big day.

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    LOL at wombutt .. they've been playing mammaries of a geisha (oops don't want to take scully down that path again) .. memories of a geisha on abc wireless lately.

    Have fun with the perm lilian - hint - 'crazy cut's' the latest

    and geoff - you go easy on that curry powder - it has no natural ingredients!

  • wombat
    wombat

    Unc..Well something made the old girl hot and flushed. I bet they don't play the unabridged version on the ABC. In fact, if you can excuse me for an hour I might play disc 10 again for my own happiness.

  • Scully
    Scully
    In fact, if you can excuse me for an hour I might play disc 10 again for my own happiness.

    OK, no PMs to wombat - he's kind of busy.

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