leolaia writes:
They remind me of some dork who thinks he's saying something flattering to a girl he wants to pick up but gets a glass of wine poured into his face....
Let's try some WTS inspired pick up lines:
when the female of the species is in condition to breed, she makes the matter known. If there is no male in the herd, she will go elsewhere looking for one and she is unsettled until she finds one and then is bred by him.
Hey baby, since you're here at this bar, I take it that you're in condition to breed? *** POW ***
You seem a tad unsettled, Bessie, I think I might have just what you need.... *** slap ***
When the ovum, that is, the egg cell from which the baby starts, is at large or is on its way from the woman’s ovary through her Fallopian tube to the uterus, there it remains for an uncertain length of time, which varies greatly with different females.
You're under arrest for having an ovum at large... *** wallop ***
This bearing of children is the sole privilege of the female. In fact, this is one main reason for creating the female of the human species.
The only reason you were put on this earth, was to have my babies. Can I buy you a drink before I allow you that privilege? **** kick to the groin ****
Then if a girl understandingly takes care of herself while the ovum is at large and is causing sex disturbance and cravings within her, she will be able to act like a true lady of irreproachable morals at all times.
Are you having sex disturbance and cravings within you? Let me help you take care of that understandingly. **** PUNCH ****
Yeah, those are GREAT pickup lines, Freddie. I bet they worked every time for you too.
What a freak.
