Saying goodbye, going back to the truth & Jehovah

by crazyblondeb 30 Replies latest jw friends

  • whyizit
    whyizit

    You are a crafty one!

  • Darth Yhwh
    Darth Yhwh

    Thanks for the laugh!

    Sure the WBTS isn't perfect. But, they are the spokesman for Jehovah.

    You had me going till I read this!

    Happy April 1st everyone!

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC

    Just dont out me if you do go back txtrndo.

    You could never go back girl, the deeminz would be all about terrorizing you and stuff.

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    You crazy, crazy nut.

  • greendawn
    greendawn

    For a moment I thought that's a big change of direction for Crazyblondeb. You should have kept it up until the end of the post and revealed it later today. Then many would have thought that you are going back to the dubbies.

  • mariposa
    mariposa

    That was pretty darn funny...

    The whole time I was reading I just kept looking at your pentagram thinking hmmmmm................

  • uninformed
    uninformed

    Thought I was going to need CPR for a minute.

    Your post and the dissonance of the pentagram made me think maybe you were really going back.

    u

  • MsMcDucket
    MsMcDucket

    You do-do head! You and Frog got me! I guess I am so gullible that's how the dubs got me!

  • crazyblondeb
    crazyblondeb

    greendawn

    I was going to keep the thread up until tonight, but wasn't sure I'd be home in time.

    Could you imagine what would happen if I DID ever go back? Smurfs would infest the KH, and weird things would probably happen at the elder's meeting. If they WERE ever to reinstate me, they'd go mute at the podium!

    Besides, I could never leave ya'll!!

    Early this morning, me and a friend went and dribbled ketchup from a friends bumper of his pickup. He got wasted last night. We made the outline of a body with chalk about a 100 feet away and dribbled ketchup to it. Then a cop friend of mine gave us some police tape that we strung around. Now that was priceless!!

    As I'm typing, my daughter is icing "brownies", that are really kitchen sponges. They are for her significant other and her granny.

    Damn, I'm good!

    blessed be

    shell

  • littlerockguy
    littlerockguy

    Best April Fool's joke of the day!

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