by crazyblondeb 30 Replies latest jw friends
crazyblondeb,
Could you imagine what would happen if I DID ever go back? Smurfs would infest the KH, and weird things would probably happen at the elder's meeting. If they WERE ever to reinstate me, they'd go mute at the podium!
Man, I wish I was in Missouri. I'd go back with you, just to see that!
GentlyFeral
Kitchen Sponges?...
Cool..............
Snoozy...
LOL CrazyB - You really had me going there.
April fools has been and gone, now you're the fool for carrying on.
PUKE and more PUKE
I got this most terrible feeling inside reading that, my heart just dropped. I am too gullible. I am so glad that was not true, even though you are not forgiven.
Early this morning, me and a friend went and dribbled ketchup from a friends bumper of his pickup. He got wasted last night. We made the outline of a body with chalk about a 100 feet away and dribbled ketchup to it. Then a cop friend of mine gave us some police tape that we strung around. Now that was priceless!!
As I'm typing, my daughter is icing "brownies", that are really kitchen sponges. They are for her significant other and her granny.
Damn, I'm good!
YES YOU CERTAINLY ARE!!!! My heart dropped also, when I thought you were serious!!!....I like the icing the sponge idea....I will have to do that one time....my husband and son will definitely fall for it. LOL.
Some times you really need to put the lid back on the glue and stop sniffing it so deep.
LOL!
Good one!
Good one crazyblondedeb
You had me fooled there, I nearly threw up when I saw the thread title
