44 years and $7000.00 Wow I'm a hardened criminal
How Dodgy Are You?
by misspeaches 43 Replies latest jw friends
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stillajwexelder
Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 27 Potential fine: £7000
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SWALKER
Ha...Ha...Ha! I'd be laughing at most of you and waving on my way out of there!!! What is wrong with you deviants?
Swalker (course we'd be friends and hang out together on the inside!)
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Leolaia
LOL.... Seven years in prison for shoplifting a lip stick when I was 15...
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misspeaches
Ha! At least I am not the worst one of the bunch... Some of you lot should go straight to jail... Do not collect $200 on the way either! LOL
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serendipity
I'm dodgier than I thought...
Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000
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unclebruce
Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 61 Potential fine: £7000
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
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misspeaches
Well now we didn't need to do a test to know that Uncy Bruce was a scoundrel already!!
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unclebruce
That was mostly stuff I did before I was a witness (and before you were even born young peachy cheeks lol
I was a very dodgy seven year old I'm grateful it didn't include things like: Did you ever break into a Church and steal the altar wine Did you ever sell your sister into slavery Did you ever lock everyone in the Kingdom Hall Did you ever blow up your neighbours mail box Did you ever set a paddock on fire while smoking stolen ciggaretts in the long grass Did you ever help start a riot at your local picture theatre (the bughouse) Did you ever give your sister a bearded dragon for her birthday Did you ever break your arm and lie about how it happened Did you ever climb street lamps and hang off them to freak old people Did you ever count sleep time on your monthly report card Did you ever sell lies from door to door -
mkr32208
Did you ever post the most horrific picture of two obese men cuddling...You shoulda got life for that one unc...