How Dodgy Are You?

by misspeaches 43 Replies latest jw friends

  • Dr Jekyll
    Dr Jekyll

    In York, excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.
    Bloody hell thats racist!

  • Dr Jekyll
    Dr Jekyll

    Taken from the page mentioned above about strange UK laws.

    Scotland

    • It is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow.

    I guess that rules out Sat night piss ups back home for Slugga and his girly friend

    lol

    Maybe thats why he moved!

  • AnnOMaly
    AnnOMaly

    Not quite squeaky but almost. And broke.

    Upstanding

    Years in prison: 1

    Potential fine: £7000

  • deeskis
    deeskis

    Crooked

    Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes 30 year

    what

    30 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 30 Potential fine: £7000 Crooked

    Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 30 Potential fine: £7000

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