Oh Schne_belly I like it!! How bout when they are parked across from the funeral home for service?? All the Pioneers against me??
Ways to get disfellowshipped??
by beautifulisfree 68 Replies latest jw friends
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JH
Get dressed in stars and stripes at the hall
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SickofLies
Here's another interesting costume you could wear
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seawolf
Bring another hot woman to the hall with you and start smooching and hands all over each other while the meeting is going on. Damn that would be the best meeting ever. Tell the elders that hearing those scriptures from the platform always turned you on, especially when they read that 'let her breasts intoxicate you at all times' crap, oops, I meant scripture.
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merfi
Turning in your own S-77 would make quite a statement!
~merfi
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OpenFireGlass
You could take me to the memorial..
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MinisterAmos
Turning in your own S-77 would make quite a statement!
Merfi wins. "Where the Jehoober did she git one o' doze?"
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seawolf
S-77? I assume that's the DFing slip or something? I guess I was asleep or thinking of sex when the codename of this slip was used at the hall lol.
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greendawn
Buy and give out as presents some hard porn films. That is surely a defilement of the flesh with demonic passions.
Organise a talk with the local community explaining why the JWs are a destructive cult rather than a saintly pure religion the spiritual virgin that they claim to be. That is surely apostasy.
Celebrate Christmas and Easter that is surely idolatry, though no one would remotely suspect that celebrating the birth of Christ is idolatry, where are Zeus, Venus, Apollo etc in all this?
Donate blood, that is surely aiding in the aeting of blood scandal, but how ungrateful can they be, they use blood for obtaining those permissible fractions. -
dvw
make copies of the whole united nations/watchtower aliance, write "this is the truth" on them, put them under everyones windshield wipers during the sunday meeting, and then give the finger to the first elder that you happen to see next time you see him on the street.