As I was studying last night for organic chem the phone rang around 10:30 p.m. Eastern as I predicted it would. When I answered it was my mom on the other end, again as I predicted. Afterall, it was Tuesday night, the night of Theorcratic Minstry School and The service meeting and of course I knew the elders were going to speak to my Mom about the little incident out in the Shaws Parking lot.
She told me that she couldn't believe I had the nerve to tell the elders " I was going to shoot them and that they were that close to announcing me as defellowshipped." According to my Mom, the only reason why they didn't announce me as disfellowshipped was because they first wanted to ascertain my involvement with the military if any. They told my Mom that they remember me wearing the "cheap imitation uniforms my Dad would buy for me when I was younger and are currently assuming that I was trying to impress the young worldly girl that was with me at Shaws since they have always known that I have insecurity issues...blah blah blah..and that its a conscience matter to wear cheap imitations just as its a conscience matter to work for a gun manufactuer so I can't be disfellowshipped for that"
However, they feel "90%" positive that I am officially part of the Military but they want to be sure " beyond a reasonable doubt." They told my Mom that they were "utterly shocked by my flagrant disrespect and disregard for their theorcratic authority and could only characterize my behavior as being combative, defiant, and behavior that is unbecoming to a witness."
They were also upset with my Mom that she hadn't kept closer tabs on me and how she should have reported me to them because of my dealings with worldy women. According to my mom, the only reason why they aren't going to pubically reprove her is because "they understand that I am prone to fits of rage and that I probably cowed her into silence and no doubt she feared for her saftey..." However, here is the catch 22 to all of this, they expect her to cooperate fully in the investigation of my dealings outside the organization and they will overlook her transgressions.
By this time they probably saw how upset my Mom was because I asked, "if they went off on her?"
She replied, " I thought they were extremely upset with me at first, but then I realized that they were projecting the anger they felt for you onto me."
Thats when I learned that the elders are supposed to stop by her house for a sheparding call to give her "spiritual guidance" and encouragement.
I asked her what else the elders had to say and she told me that they wanted to know where " I socialize" and " What business establishments I frequent." ( No doubt to try to catch me doing something unscripitual) They also want to talk to my sister and find out what I have exactly told her about what I am doing in my life...They told my Mom that they were going to " Going to get to the bottom of this because they can't have me bringing shame on Jehovah's organization with my decadent lifesytle."
I asked her what she told them and she replied, " There wasn't much to tell your not really around anymore so I don't know what your up to and I don't want to know either. So I told the elders I didn't know what you were up to nowadays but to feel free to find out." (Great permission to unleash the attack dogs.)
The onething I found kinda humorous is this one statement the elders made to my Mom, " That I was obviously ashamed of the truth and thats why I ran from them in the parking lot." LOL I AM ASHAMED OF THE "TRUTH" they got that right.
LoL...well I won't be a bit surprised if I see the elders in the shadows around my campus...
Allright all I am heading off to class
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