"I am 46 years old and still live with my Mummsy. I am still kind of normal. I had a little problem with spank my monkey, and the elders told me to stop that! Perhaps if I find the right girl, obedient and submissive, I can tell her to do it for me, then I can tell elders I don't do it any more!" Hahahaha!
JW Dating site snippets...
by Lilycurly 52 Replies latest jw friends
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cruzanheart
Easy to see why they're still single. HellOOOOO -- Reality Check on Aisle 5!Nina
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kid-A
" am looking for a sister who is about my size"
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looking_glass
My favorite was that one that said - 40 yr old attractive brother who is divorced w/ 4 kids. Looking for spiritual sister who is between 18 and 25 who loves kids. Undecided about having any further children as I want to start pioneering.
Yeah, I want a guy w/ is old w/ 4 kids and eventually plans on not working for a living. WHERE DO I SIGN UP FOR THAT SH*T
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Elsewhere
"Someone who will give me the privilege of reading the bible to her every day..."
LMAO!!!
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mkr32208
This is actually very scary a psychiatrist would be having a field day!
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sass_my_frass
Total winners, all.
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MsMcDucket
Kid-A, man, that's just wrong!
" am looking for a sister who is about my size"
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serendipity
Hey, big people need love too.
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MsMcDucket
40 yr old attractive brother who is divorced w/ 4 kids. Looking for spiritual sister who is between 18 and 25 who loves kids.
Sounds like he wants another "kid" to me. Heck, if the girl is under 22, he's old enough to be her "daddy".
