JW Dating site snippets...

by Lilycurly 52 Replies latest jw friends

  • looking_glass
    looking_glass

    Actually it sounds like a guy who has been told you are all that and a bag of chips. I have no doubt he found his "spiritual sister" what other choice does she have.

  • MsMcDucket
    MsMcDucket

    When I Googled "All that and a bag of chips", you won't believe what popped up.

    http://www.houseofbethel.org/pics/17.jpg

  • Witchettygrub
    Witchettygrub

    I've got to say photo no. 4 "I prefer quiet periods..." looks like a recreation - Frankenstein. That over large head. Scary.

  • lilybird
    lilybird

    "

    Looking for a siste rwho is humble,balanced,not too independent,submissive,and respectful and forgiving"

    hmmmm.there's something scary about that guys profile.. maybe he should add " she should enjoy a life of menial work, not life that is worth living and doing everything I tell her to do"

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    "I'm a lonely, sexually frustrated sister. I'm deeply spiritual. I'm a good cook. I'm a good housekeeper. I don't talk back...much. The bible says it's better to marry than to sin. Well, if I don't get married soon... You won't be sorry if you marry me. I'll serve Jah, cook in the kitchen, heat up the bedroom (day & night, often as you need)and make you know you are a heterosexual man. You'll never doubt it again. Trust me. I'm a bit on the fat side, but have a pretty face and large knockers. I catch brothers (& a sister or two) staring at them all the time. Some sisters hate headship, but I tell them I'll let a brother beat me over the head with it anytime he wants, if he's spiritual and he gives IT to me good. Sound good?Doubts? Just keep thinking of my knockers, 'k? Contact me at 'hovaLuvBunny69"

  • osmosis
    osmosis

    "..and willing to try just about anything that Jehovah doesn't prohibit."

  • MsMcDucket
    MsMcDucket
    'hovaLuvBunny69"

    I wonder what that sixty-nine means?

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Woe, Os, isn't that Tex Watkins? One of the Manson Gang?

  • osmosis
    osmosis

    FHN: Why, yes it is. Congratulations, you are the first person ever to recognize the pic. And I use it quite a bit hehe

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    I read Helter Skelter when I was 19. He was evil.

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