What's so special about the "Special Assembly Day"?

by Nosferatu 24 Replies latest jw friends

  • Scully
    Scully

    It's Special™ the same way that the short bus is Special™, and the same way the Special Olympics™ are Special™.

  • Leolaia
    Leolaia

    I hated the two circuit assemblies....Once I had a friend who was moving away and couldn't go see him off at the airport before of the stupid assembly, and my friend was quite perterbed that the assembly was "more important"...

  • juni
    juni

    Blondie is correct.

  • Honesty
    Honesty
    Could someone at least tell me why this assembly is so goddam special?

    The Governing Body is pleased to announce new arragements for effective witnessing:

  • looking_glass
    looking_glass

    Great cartoon Honesty. Though I remember when I was pioneering, some guy came to the door naked, I am sure to frighten me. Ahhh, if they only knew what they taught us in pioneer school. I say a cartoon that said "how to stop JWs from calling" and the picture was of a door knocker and the flippy part was made up of a man's testicles. There was PO in the hall I use to go who was a complete yes man to the WTBTS and CO and my family and I called him rasinettes because we said he use to have b@lls but now they are shrivelled. So they may have used his for the door knocker, but I don't know.

  • What-A-Coincidence
    What-A-Coincidence

    my family and I called him rasinettes because we said he use to have b@lls but now they are shrivelled

    LMAO

  • misspeaches
    misspeaches

    Its special because they expect the same amount of 'contributions' as they get for a 2 day assembly. And they guilt trip people enough to get what they want.

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere
    Its special because they expect the same amount of 'contributions' as they get for a 2 day assembly. And they guilt trip people enough to get what they want.

    One for the Price of Two!

  • JH
    JH

    The Memorial is special, the Special day is special. The overseer's visit is special. The District and Circonscription assemblies are special.

    So if everthing is special, then nothing is special.

  • juni
    juni

    Honesty -

    I hope "Bill Publisher" is only going to use the designated number of toilet tissue squares! OBEY OBEY OBEY

    Juni

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