What's so special about the "Special Assembly Day"?

by Nosferatu 24 Replies latest jw friends

  • juni
    juni

    Are you saying we should e mail b@lls?

    Juni

  • juni
    juni

    Is that more like it??

    Juni

  • Mary
    Mary

    As nauseating as it is, here is the official "Special Day: explanation:

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    km 8/04 p. 6 New Special Assembly Day Program ***

    New

    Special Assembly Day Program

    If we see or hear a warning signal but do not act on it, the results could be disastrous. It is even more important to act on the spiritual direction that Jehovah provides. This will be emphasized in the special assembly day program for the coming service year. The theme is "Pay Attention to How You Listen."—Luke 8:18.

    In his first talk, the visiting speaker will consider how the counsel in the opening chapters of Paul’s inspired letter to the Hebrews applies to us today. In the concluding talk, "Pay Constant Attention to Divine Instruction," he will help all to examine whether they are truly listening to Jehovah, his Son, and "the faithful and discreet slave."—Matt. 24:45.

    Several parts on the program will be especially beneficial for families. "Families That Listen Without Distraction to God’s Word" will help us to keep the things of the world from choking our spirituality. It will include interviews of those who have made changes in order to put spiritual things in first place. "How Attentive Listening to God’s Word Fortifies Our Youths" will include interviews of youths who have taken a stand for the truth at school, with their peers, or in the ministry. "Little Ones Who Listen to God and Learn" will help us not to underestimate the learning ability of young ones. Interviews with young ones and their parents will help us to see the good that comes from training children from infancy in Jehovah’s ways.

    While Satan "is misleading the entire inhabited earth," Jehovah is showing his faithful servants the way in which they should walk. (Rev. 12:9; Isa. 30:21) Listening attentively to his counsel and obediently applying it in our lives make us wise, bring us happiness, and lead to everlasting life.—Prov. 8:32-35.

    ANYONE STILL AWAKE??

  • Virgochik
    Virgochik

    Nos, I am sure you'd be more comfortable sitting all day appreciating Jehoopla's spiritism spiritual food, if only you would purchase your underwear from the Society's approved underwear list. They are specially designed to prevent distraction as the speakers drone on impart rich blessings.

  • yaddayadda
    yaddayadda

    Make it an extra special day by not wearing any underwear so your balls don't have to stick to them

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