I'll be dammed!
The Online Memorial
http://e-jehovahs-witnesses.com/forum/index.php?s=fbd73d79c1fcc2dd517a94433784c2e4&showtopic=1026
Online WHAT????
by What-A-Coincidence 17 Replies latest jw friends
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ButtLight
How am I going to sip the wine and eat the bread?
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Elsewhere
I've got just the thing for the online memorial!
This pre-filled communion set offers a communion wafer and grape juice in one sanitary, single serving container. Needs no refrigeration.
Get 60 pre-filled communion cups for only $19.95!
http://www.familychristian.com/shop/product.asp?ProdID=13330&AffID=56168
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Scully
oh crap. I don't have Paltalk anymore so I can't tune in to this!!
Plus, it conflicts with my regularly scheduled episode of LOST.
Whatever shall I doooooooo?
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What-A-Coincidence
Thanks Else,
here is another one. You would be added to the "YOU GOT BALLS" if you drank one of these at a dub memorial. Who is in?
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Pole
Since 99.99% of witnoids are "observers" rather than "participants", it makes perfect sense. I would even suggest that the Society should arrange for the annointed ones to get together in one place and have a fully-fledged memorial which could be filmed and broadcast online to all the congregations of the other sheep.
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What-A-Coincidence
who of the annointed here sit in the front row to get 1st dibbs at the meal since being in the back you would be sipping and eating items that are probably full of germs and who knows what else?
aren't there any laws regarding food that is left out in the open and having people gawk at them as they pass by their face??? that is damm unsanitary.
you heard it hear 1st ... THE WTBTS will implement these prefilled comm. cups.
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What-A-Coincidence
that is a great suggestion pole.i like it.
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james_woods
And if your network is down on the "right" date Nisan 14, you can log in 30 days later at the next full moon. I would also suggest a check box for "partaker" or "non-partaker"...
Reminds me of the movie THX-1138 rummaging around behind the scenes and finding the studio set where his "Prophet" is running those prayer booths...the prophet was just a big picture with a TV camera aimed at it.
Get in that Jet_Powered McClaren Elva and kick some chrome faced robot butt, THX!
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Scully
aren't there any laws regarding food that is left out in the open and having people gawk at them as they pass by their face??? that is damm unsanitary.
I guess they don't have "buffets" where you live?